Hold on to your seats, kids, because I’m about to let loose on a tirade of insensitivity.

Hey, Bitch Pelosi and Dumbass Reid… GET OFF YOUR FUCKIN’ ASSES and lift the Congressional moratorium for drilling on the outer-continental shelf! WTF are you doing up there anyway? Bush has laid down the gauntlet, so now the ball’s in your corner. Do NOT patronize us by wasting our time, waiting for the election cycle to be over. WE NEED DRILLING NOW! You idiots talk about alternative fuels, bio-diesel technique, blah blah blah, and more blah. How much more fucking time do you think we’ll need fossil fuels? We’ll need it for DECADES to come, no matter what you say or how you vote! This isn’t a Republican or a Democrat thing; it’s an AMERICAN thing! For once in your goddamned lives, DO SOMETHING RIGHT. Jeezus!!

You two are pathetic oxygen thieves and if you get re-elected to your respective posts, I will be completely surprised. (Well, not really, but hey… I can dream, can’t I?)